Welcome to the 2015 UPS Store HOLD PLUS Package!
The statements below are included in the 2015 HOLD PLUS package. You can download any of them to your system at any time. You will receive a link to a Dropbox folder containing ALL of the audio files fro these statements.
Seasonal
Statement 1 – Wedding Season
[fx wedding bells] You’ve found the perfect partner. You have the perfect ring. Now all that’s left is planning the perfect wedding. From favors, flowers and food to the dress, ring and honeymoon, the details are more than enough to make most couples want to elope. However, with a few helpful hints, you can plan the wedding of your dreams and keep your sanity! Just let the experts at The UPS Store help you organize checklists, budget-tracking tools, and even help you create a free, personal wedding Web page to communicate wedding details to friends and family!
Statement 2 – College- Summer Season
So, finals are over and you FINALLY get to go home for the summer! All you have left to do is pack your dorm room…Don’t worry, The UPS Store can help you get your mini-fridge, stereo, computer, and TV across the country with ease. Just bring it in, and our certified packing experts will pack and ship it safely to your summer destination. Save time. Save Money. Discover The UPS Store.
Statement 3 – Valentine’s Day Season
[fx Cupid arrow] This Valentine’s Day, let the packing experts at The UPS Store send your loved one an expression of affection. From cards to boxes, you can count on any Valentine you send to arrive in tact and on time. The UPS Store, Cupid’s choice of delivery!
Statement 4 – Tax Season
Every year tax day rolls around, and every year you think, “I’ll get it done early this time!” Before you know it, you’re one of those last-minute filers. Don’t worry, the UPS Store can help! Let us copy your important documents and help you choose from a variety of shipping options to get your tax return in on time. Need help filing? We keep a supply of frequently requested tax forms on hand, and we can download and print any form you may need.
Statement 5 – Easter Season
Easter is just a “hop, skip and a jump” away! [fx=boing, boing] Stay one hop ahead of the Easter Bunny, and trust the experts at the UPS Store to send all your Easter gifts and packages in tact and on time! No matter how big the Easter basket, we’ve got everything you need!
Statement 6 – Mother’s Day Season
Mom; there’s no one like her! This Mother’s Day, send a gift that’s almost as special as she is with a little help from The UPS Store! Whether it’s her favorite pair of slippers, a silk corsage, or priceless pictures of you and your new family. The UPS Store can send anything, any size, right to her front door. Trust the shipping and packing experts at The UPS Store to send your special gift this Mother’s Day!
Statement 7 – Spring Season special occasions
[FX birds chirrping] Along with bringing April showers and May flowers, spring brings weddings and babies, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day and graduations. The spring gift-giving season is a perfect time of the year to show the ones you love — both near and far — how much you care. Trust the shipping and packing experts at the UPS Store to pack that perfect gift.
Statement 8 – Recycling – Earth Day Season
Going green means taking just a moment to recycle that used packaging. This Earth Day, The UPS Store is helping make recycling easy! Just bring in your clean, used packaging peanuts for reuse, instead of throwing them in the garbage at home. If you have a corporate account, be sure to bring in your old toner cartridge to recycle as part of our Titan Recycling program. Just ask us for details when we return.
Statement 9 – Father’s Day Season
Pats on the back, big bear hugs, and afternoons of tossing the ball around… no one can compare to dear ‘ole dad! This Father’s Day, let The UPS Store help you send that perfect gift! Whether it’s another paisley tie, golf tee, or “World’s Best Dad” coffee mug, our packaging experts at the UPS Store can pack your gifts with care and ship them to Dad with one of our affordable UPS shipping options. And don’t worry, if you’re running out of time, our UPS Next Day Air, Second Day Air, and 3-Day Select will get your special delivery there just in time.
Statement 10 – Summer Season
[fx generic surf music] The UPS Store is your solution for your busy summer season! Whether you’re shipping across town, across country or even over the ocean, The UPS Store is ready to help! Our packaging experts will pack birthday gifts, graduation and even wedding gifts with as much care as you chose them, and our variety of shipping options will make sure they arrive on time. Ask us about affordability and reliability of shipping by UPS Air when we return to the line.
Statement 11 – For Teachers- back to school season
At The UPS Store, we understand all that goes into the hard work of preparing for the next school day. If you’re a teacher, come on in, sit down and relax! We’ll take care of all your copying, binding and laminating projects. We’ll even make transparencies and workbooks for your next lesson! With all this help, we’re sure you’ll give us an A plus!
Statement 12 – Halloween Season
[fx= Halloween music] Trick or Treat? That’s what your kids will wonder when your Halloween package surprises them at school this year. The UPS Store will expertly pack and ship your sweets and pranks across the country or around the world. You plan the perfect trick, give the perfect treat… and we’ll handle the rest. No matter how big, small, heavy, or fragile, let UPS handle it. Any other option should send shivers down your spine.
Statement 13 – Toys for Tots Year Round Giving
Launched in 2008, the Toys for Tots Literacy Program is the first year-round initiative of the Marine Toys for Tots Foundation and offers the nation’s most economically disadvantaged children the ability to compete academically and to succeed in life by providing them direct access to books and educational resources that enhance their ability to read and to communicate effectively. As sponsors of the Toys for Tots Literacy Program, participating The UPS Store locations keep a coin box on their front counter throughout the year for customers to donate their spare change. Then, during November and December, participating locations will sell donation cards. One-hundred percent of all proceeds go to support local children and literacy programs. Every dollar helps put a book into the hands of a local child in need!
Statement 14 – Holiday gifts Season
[Fx Holiday music] Why not give a special gift to your family and loved ones this holiday season? Convert those old family photos, super 8 films, VHS tapes and other media to an easy to use DVD! Even better, once this is done we can make unlimited copies for all of your friends and family! Bring your family treasures to The UPS Store and let us professionally convert them into a usable DVD today! But get it done now before the holiday rush!
Statement 15 – Holiday business needs Season
[Fx Sleigh bells] It’s that time again… time for getting together with co-workers and friends and exchanging gifts! Let the experts at The UPS Store fill your holiday supply closet with everything you need to wrap those holiday treasures! From greeting cards and stamps, to packaging supplies and tape, your neighborhood UPS Store has everything on your wish list! From all of us to you and yours, have a wonderful holiday season! We’ll be right back to take your call.
Statement 16 – Post holiday Season- Send it back!
Your family means well… after all, when it comes to holiday gift giving, it’s the thought that counts right? So, what are you going to do with the world’s ugliest Christmas ornament designed to be worn as a necklace? Easy. Send it back. Bring your less-than-desirable holiday gifts to The UPS Store, and we’ll expertly pack them and ship them back wherever they came from. With The UPS Store, Christmas gets a second chance.
Statement 17 – New Years Season- Get Organized!
[Fx party noise] As you celebrate the New Year, start it off right by getting organized and The UPS Store can help! From mailbox and postal services, to document services and moving supplies, our experts are here to point you in the right direction! Now as for the other resolutions on your list, we can’t make any promises. The UPS Store… quality, convenience and service, all under one roof!
Statement 18 – New Years Season- Resolutions
This New Year you’ve got a long list of resolutions. And, while we can’t help you lose those extra pounds, we can help you and your business make a fresh start. The UPS Store has lots of ways to maximize your business’s productivity and profitability. From our mailbox and postal services, to copying, finishing and printing, you’ll find it all right here under one roof. Rely on the experts at The UPS Store this year… we’ll help you get things done.
Product and Service
Statement 19 – Convenience
By understanding our customers’ needs and challenges, we help you do more while saving you time and money. The UPS Store locations offer consumers and small businesses a wide range of products and services in one convenient location. Our range of products and services includes: packaging, shipping, document services, mailbox and postal services, moving supplies and much more! When we return to the line, we’ll be glad to answer any of your questions.
Statement 20 – Convenient Services
Life can get pretty hectic… trying to juggle schedules for the kids, work, and personal business can be even more stressful when there’s so many stops in between the soccer practice and finally sending those birthday packages to long distance relatives. Why not let The UPS Store add some minutes to your day with our convenient services. With mailbox, notary, and document services, we can tackle any of your personal or business needs. Simply let our staff package it to UPS standards, then use one of our many shipping options to be sure it gets there on time. Let us know what we can do for you when we return to the line.
Statement 21 – One Stop
When you need envelopes, stamps, and copies… don’t waste time going to the post office and one of those copy centers to accomplish the task! Just stop by The UPS Store, where we’ll take care of all of your mailing needs. No lines, no hassles… just good friendly help. The UPS Store … It’s not what we do. It’s how we do it.
Statement 22 – locations with van & truck service only
When it’s time for that big move, or you need to ship a large item that just won’t fit in your car, trust the experts at The UPS Store! At the UPS Store, shipping a large item is no problem! We can even pick it up for you! Just give us a call, we’ll come straight to your door and ship it to the destination of your choice. It doesn’t get any easier than that! Thanks for calling today; someone will be right with you.
Statement 23 – Business Support Services
Don’t sweat the small stuff! If busy work gets you all tangled up in a day full of more important “to do” tasks, let The UPS Store help! From packaging, shipping and receiving, to copying, finishing, and printing, we can handle the small stuff, so you have more time to think big. Find out more about our Business Support Services when we return to the line. We’ll be right back to assist you.
Statement 24 – One Stop Source
Wish you could clone yourself to take care of all your business details? One of the downsides of working for yourself is having to do it all. Only, you don’t. Make The UPS Store your one-stop source for business services, including copying, packing, shipping, mailbox services, faxing, and more. Delegate your tasks to The UPS Store professional who will be with you shortly.
Statement 25 – Perfect Office Assistant
Looking for the perfect office assistant…someone who can multi-task with efficiency, save time and money, and is a real expert at their job? Too good to be true? Why not stop into The UPS Store today. Your local UPS Store associate is an expert in packaging, shipping, copying, laminating, mailbox services, and much more. The search is over… Why not let us get to know you and your business? Discover The UPS Store today.
Statement 26 – Document Services
Thank you for calling The UPS Store. Printing and copying on your own takes time. And yours is limited. So let us take care of everything from your flyers to your presentations. We offer a full range of document services to improve the efficiency and image of your business. Ask us for details today.
Statement 27 – Digital Printing & Copying
No job is too big or too small for your neighborhood UPS Store! Let us handle your document needs while you take care of business. We stock a variety of papers and can professionally “finish” your documents to your specifications. We offer full-color and black-and-white digital printing and copying, sales, marketing and training materials, and so much more when, where, and how you need them. For a complete list of Digital printing and copying services, visit us online at theupsstore.com today.
Statement 28 – Print Madness (March)
Score Big with The UPS Store Print Madness! Get to your local The UPS Store location and take advantage of our slam-dunk print sale. While you’re at The UPS Store, pick up the in-store text code and enter for a chance to win a trip to the NCAA Final Four. You have nothing to lose!
Statement 29- Professional Printing Services
There are a lot of benefits for your small business when you have a relationship with your local The UPS Store. Not only do we provide excellent customer service, but we also provide the necessary tools to help your small business thrive. We offer in-store and online printing, notary, document finishing, mailbox services, packing and shipping, color and black and white copies, digital printing, binding, and laminating all tailored to fit your small business. That’s why we’re your community small business resource center.
Statement 30 – 3D Printing
Let The UPS Store bring your ideas to life with 3D Printing! We can even use your 3D CAD file. Want to design your own smartphone case or money clip? Most items that are smaller than a breadbox and can be made out of single color of plastic are perfect for 3D printing. We understand when you do your own manufacturing, jigs and fixtures are critical for insuring high-quality and efficiency during assembly and testing. Our 3D printer can create complex parts so you are not dependent on a CNC machine. Ask about 3D Printing services when we return!
Statement 31 – Small Business
Being a small business owner means you’re constantly busy; and who has time for all the little things that can quickly tick-away at your day? We do! Let The UPS Store take care of all that busy work…. From packing and shipping, to taking care of all your document needs; The UPS Store can easily help you manage your business more effectively. Just ask us how customizing a business support service can benefit you when we return in just a moment.
Statement 32 – Small Business Solutions 1
Small Business Owners usually don’t have much in the way of resources. That’s the whole idea behind Small Business Solutions from The UPS Store. Not only are we your one-stop-shop for The UPS Store products and services, but through our relationships with valued service providers, you’ll get exclusive deals on the types of business services you need most. Be sure to ask for more details to help your small business grow when we return!
Statement 33 – Small Business Solutions 2
We’re all about your success. And we have the right mix of products and services to help you achieve it. From exclusive offers for IT support and legal services, to marketing solutions and merchant services, our Small Business Solutions help you promote, protect and manage your small business. So let’s get down to business. Together we make a great team.
Statement 34 – Small Business Gateway service
The UPS Store is the small business owner’s gateway to premium services! You’re not a big company. You don’t have a legal department, or an entire floor devoted to marketing or I.T, but you still need those services! We get it. That’s why we’ve brought together a variety of protection, promotion and management providers. So now you’re just a few clicks away from the kind of help you can really use! In fact, you may also add your small business to the list for other business owners to view! Want to know more? Log onto theupsstore.com and click on our small business solutions page.
Statement 35 – Collated Copies
So you’ve finished that big business proposal, and every detail is perfect. Now you need 20 collated copies. Don’t you worry about a thing…The UPS Store can help! Our document services professionals can provide full color copying and digital printing- as well as binding, laminating and shrink wrapping. At The UPS Store, it’s our job to make your job easier.
Statement 36 – business cards and stationery
You trust The UPS Store for your packing and shipping needs, but did you know we can print your business cards and stationery? The UPS Store is here to serve you in more ways than one. When it comes to the little things, it’s the attention to detail that counts. And we want you to look good. In a moment, ask us about our other services.
Statement 37 – Documents
Now you’re just one click away from seeing your ideas realized. The UPS Store is your digital link to polished, professional documents. You supply your documents through e-mail, USB, or other digital file, and we’ll do the rest. And “the rest” can include copying, binding, laminating, express document shipping and more. With the help of The UPS Store, you’re free to move on to your next brilliant idea.
Statement 38 – Mailbox Services
Discover the benefits of mailbox services at The UPS Store for your business. Your mail is in good hands with convenient mailbox features that include signing for your packages, so you ll never miss another. We also provide mail holding; mail forwarding, and convenient call-in MailCheck to save you the trip of checking your mailbox. Trust the experts at The UPS Store to take care of you… and your business.
Statement 39 – Internet business
If you have an internet based business, then you’ve got a lot of packages coming and going at all times! Let The UPS Store be your business partner! The UPS Store offers the best mailbox services around, with a personal, professional staff and 24-hour secure access. Our mailboxes also have a real street address, not a P.O. Box, so they can receive packages from all carriers. We can even hold your packages for your convenience. Best of all, The UPS Store can handle all of your other business needs, from document services to office supplies. Find out more when we return in just a moment.
Statement 40 – Renting a Mailbox
When you use mailbox services at The UPS Store, you get convenience, professionalism and other services to help run your business, or your personal life, more efficiently. Renting a mailbox from The UPS Store gives you 24-hour access to your mailbox, a street address and mail forwarding. And the best part? No more “sorry we missed you” notes on your front door. The UPS Store… we can handle it!
Statement 41 – E-mail notification/ Text Service Locations only
Why rent a mailbox from The UPS Store? You can enjoy convenience, professionalism, 24-hour access to your mailbox, a street address, mail forwarding, and email notification the moment a package arrives at your mailbox! So, why not? Ask us how you can get started renting a mailbox today!
Statement 42 – Moving
Finally moving into the house of your dreams? Maybe your business is relocating you… again. Or you’re moving into your first home for a new start? [fx wedding bells] Let the packing experts at The UPS Store take the hassle out of moving. We have everything you need to pack up your stuff, old or new. With moving boxes, tape, bubble cushioning, packaging peanuts, and other supplies, The UPS Store is also your convenient neighborhood moving supply store. Our certified packaging experts are even available to help you pack your most fragile items so you can rest assured they’ll get from here to there intact.
Statement 43 – Shipping all sizes
Big or small, we ship it all. Why? Because that’s our business. Odd size, odd shapes, no problem. Let us take over your packaging woes. From one item to thousands… we’ll do whatever it takes to get your packages shipped as quickly as possible. So this season, whether it’s a wedding, birthday, or graduation, chose our variety of shipping options, and we will make sure they arrive on time. And, don’t forget to ask us about our custom packing and crating when we return to the line.
Statement 44 – Golf Club Packing and Shipping
Focus on Your Golf Game. Leave the Packing and Shipping to Us! Let’s face it. Golfing requires mental preparation if you want to win! While you focus on your game, let The UPS Store assist with the travel logistics of your golf clubs, sports equipment and luggage. Join Lee Westwood, Louis Oosthuizen and Jeev Milka Singh in using UPS to ship your clubs all over the world. Ask for a shipping quote when we return!
Statement 45 – Shipping Odds and Ends 3
Shipping a musical instrument? Stereo equipment? a TV? Or maybe a surfboard? The UPS Store shipping services will fit your needs. Our locations offer an exclusive shipping service, as well as packaging and crating, for oversized packages. Just let us know how we can help when we return to the line!
Statement 46 – Shipping Options
Don’t let shipping your stuff, large or small, become a big hassle. The experienced packaging team at the The UPS Store can help you leave your worries behind. We’ll package your items with painstaking care and ship them across the country or around the world by Next Day Air, 2nd Day Air, 3 Day Select, Ground, or International. Rest easy….it’s The UPS Store.
Statement 47 – packing and shipping
When it comes to shipping and packing, don’t you hate surprises? [fx wah, wah, wah, wah…] At The UPS Store, we’re here to make your packing and shipping experience as easy and convenient at possible. If you’re selling something on ebay, call the professionals at The UPS Store BEFORE you list the item. We can help you determine what to charge for packaging and shipping so you won’t have any surprises AFTER you’ve sold your item. Let us help you make the most of your eBay transaction. Your eBay customer will appreciate it. And, by the way, did you know that if your item is packed and shipped by The UPS Store, the packaging is guaranteed? That’s because we’re the packaging professionals.
Statement 48 – UPS air
Welcome to your neighborhood UPS Store. For safe, reliable delivery, trust your UPS Store shipping experts, and ship your package by UPS Air! Whether it’s Next Day Air, Second Day Air, or 3-Day Select, our experts guarantee your package will get there right on time. Ask us for details when we return to the line. The UPS Store… let us help you with that.
Statement 49 – Pack and Ship Guarantee
You don’t have to worry about a thing at The UPS Store. If an item packed by our associates and shipped via UPS is damaged or lost, you’ll be reimbursed for the item’s value, the full retail price of packaging materials and services, and shipping charges! That’s our Pack and Ship Guarantee! Restrictions apply, so be sure to ask us for full details when we return.
Statement 50 – UVerse Return
When you need to return your AT&T UVerse equipment, the UPS Store is here to help! We’ve partnered with AT&T to help you make your UVerse rental equipment return quick and easy! To learn more, be sure to ask for details when we return!
Statement 51 – Shipping services
At The UPS Store, we offer a full range of shipping services through UPS and other domestic/international air carriers. We offer a wide variety of delivery options from overnight to ground delivery. Just ask us for service availability, pricing and/or scheduling for shipping your package when we return to the line.
Statement 52 – Shipping Luggage
Avoid the long lines at airport check-in counters with a quick trip to the UPS Store! With increased airport security and most flights operating at full capacity, airport check-in lines take more time than ever. Shipping your luggage before your trip with the help of The UPS Store can actually save you time. Plus once you arrive at your destination, you won’t have to wait at baggage claim. The UPS Store… we’re here to help.
Statement 53 – international shipping options
Whether you’re sending a package to Oslo, Ottawa, or Okinawa, The UPS Store offers international shipping options you can rely on. Our experienced staff is here to expertly pack your items and guide you through international package preparation, efficient customs clearance, even online package tracking… all covered by the UPS guarantee. For your international shipping needs, trust The UPS Store.
Statement 54 – Ebay sellers
Are you an Ebay seller, looking for a way to ship your odd or oversized items? Come to The UPS Store where our Certified Packaging Experts will package your items with the utmost care. Need an estimate on shipping cost? Don’t forget to give us a call, we’ll be glad to give you one based on our low UPS rates. Protect your investments with reliable packing and shipping from The UPS Store.
Statement 55 – Guarantee #62
Did you know that every staff member at the UPS Store is a Certified Packaging Expert? We’re trained to pack every item so that it stays safe throughout its journey. Whether shipping items big or small, you can trust our packaging as much as you trust our shipping. If you give it to us to pack, we guarantee it will arrive intact.
Statement 56 – Freight shipping anywhere
[fx Hawiian music] Finally taking that big leap, and moving far…far away? Let the shipping experts at The UPS Store help! We specialize in packing and crating, motor freight, air freight… even international freight. At The UPS Store, we can manage any business or residential freight shipping challenge. The UPS Store has the solution. Find out more when we return to the line.
Statement 57 – Convenience
Discover the convenience and service of parcel receiving services from The UPS Store! Simply register with us and we can accept large or small parcels on your behalf from all major carriers other than the U.S. Postal Service. Need your packages redirected? We can do that, too. Keeping that special gift a secret? Have it delivered to us; then pick it up when it’s convenient for YOU.
Statement 58 – Pick up service
Gee… wouldn’t it be nice if someone would just take this package off your hands so you wouldn’t have to worry about leaving your meeting early? The UPS Store can help! When you’re just too busy to ship your package in time, ask if our pick-up service could be the solution to your busy schedule! We’ll take care of everything for you, with just one quick call! Thanks for holding, we’ll be right back!
Statement 59 – Holiday Supplies
[fx sleigh bells] It’s the most wonderful time of the year and time to stock up on holiday supplies! From greeting cards and stamps, to packaging supplies and tape, your neighborhood UPS Store has everything on your wish list! From all of us to you and yours, have a wonderful holiday season! We’ll be right back to take your call.
Statement 60 – Holiday gift shipping
Happy Holidays from The UPS Store! ‘Tis the season for giving… and time to ship your gifts! So act now. Bring your presents to The UPS Store! With extra staff and longer hours for the holidays, we’re the next best thing to flying reindeer and a sleigh. Santa has to wait ’til December twenty-forth, but at The UPS Store, we know that you can’t. Let us ship your gifts today!
Statement 61 – Holiday pack and ship
Thank you for calling the UPS Store. For a truly wondrous holiday, leave the packing and shipping to us. Our Certified Packing Experts will pack and ship your gift with special care so you can rest assured that recipients will be delighted when they open their gifts.
Statement 62 – Holiday Pack and Ship Guarantee
Thank you for calling the UPS Store. Concerned your special gifts won’t make it to their destination in one piece? Ask about our Pack & Ship Guarantee. Your gift will get there safe and sound or we’ll reimburse you for your item’s value. Subject to certain restrictions.
Statement 63 – Holiday packing
[fx=holiday music] It’s not the gift. It’s the thought that counts. Unless it arrives broken [fx=shaking box of broken glass]… Then it’s neither. That’s why it makes sense to rely on The UPS Store during the holidays. No matter the gift or the destination, we’ll get your packages where you need them to go… safely. And we work extra hard during the holiday season with extended hours and additional staff. At The UPS Store, that’s our gift to you.
Statement 64 – Holiday Shipping — Creative
(Santa) M: On Timothy, On Fred, On Justin and Meg!
F: Santa? That’s not the name of your reindeer!
M: Ho, ho, ho! Nope! I’m leaving it up to The UPS Store to take care of all my deliveries this year! Me and the Mrs. are spending Christmas Eve together for the first time in a millennium! You should let the folks at your neighborhood UPS Store deliver all your packages too. (quiet voice) You can trust them, they’re on my nice list!
Statement 65 – Holiday luggage shipping
Thank you for calling the UPS Store. Want to enjoy your holiday travel? Let us ship your luggage ahead of time. We’ll ship it directly to your destination. Plus, we provide reliable UPS package tracking so you know when your luggage arrives. At the UPS Store, we’re all about taking the stress out of the holiday season.
Statement 66 – international shipping options
Whether you’re sending a package to Oslo, Ottawa, or Okinawa, The UPS Store offers international shipping options you can rely on. Our experienced staff is here to expertly pack your items and guide you through international package preparation, efficient customs clearance, even online package tracking… all covered by the UPS guarantee. For your international shipping needs, trust The UPS Store.
Statement 67 – Cargo Container
You may have heard that The UPS Store can ship anything, anywhere! And when we say anywhere, we mean it! [Fx boat horn] Our Freight Services include Ocean Freight in a cargo container that allows to you ship it all to your favorite destination! [Fx Hawiian music] Freight services. Big or small we ship it all!
Statement 68 – notary public
Thank you for your patience while holding. You’ve come to trust The UPS Store for all of your postal, packaging and shipping needs. But did know that we also offer licensed notary public services? For notary services for your real estate dealings, loan documents, deeds, or other legal transactions, remember The UPS Store. As always, we’re here to help!
Statement 69 – passport photos
Get passport photos while you wait, right here at The UPS Store. Our convenient, inexpensive passport photos meet all requirements for U.S. passports and most other photo identification cards. So before you pack your bags, head to The UPS Store. We’re here to help.
Statement 70- Small Business Printing
Add some convenience to your busy day – with online printing from The UPS Store. You can easily upload, customize, preview and submit your projects from anyplace. The UPS Store franchise network is made up of small business owners. Let us help you get the word out about yours. With small business printing services from The UPS Store, you can get digital printing, offset printing, binding, laminating and other document finishing services, as well as paper and office supplies. Want to promote your business? Let us help you with a variety of full-color printing options.
Statement 71 – HP ePrint mobile printing at The UPS Store
At The UPS Store, we make printing fast and easy with HP ePrint mobile printing! With more than 4,300 locations, The UPS Store provides you convenient access to your printed materials wherever you go. Download the HP ePrint service app to start printing emails, documents, photos and more at The UPS Store locations. The UPS Store, making printing easy!
Statement 72- Customer Appreciation Days
The UPS Store would like to take a moment to thank you, the customers! We are pleased to offer Customer Appreciation Days at The UPS Store to express our gratitude for your continued support, stop into the store today for extra savings. It’s our way of saying “thanks.” Ask us for details when we return to the line. We’ll be with you shortly.
Statement 73 – Moving Box Sale
It’s moving season, and people everywhere are again facing the stress of packing their lives into boxes and hoping everything arrives in one piece. Whether you’re moving down the street or across the country, you’re all faced with the same question, “Where do I start?” Relax! Let The UPS Store help! With our moving box sale in full swing, you’ll save tons and protect your valuable property all in the same move. Don’t pack those special items until you pick up the right boxes during the moving box sale!
Statement 74 – Document Shredding
[Fx Shakespearian actor voice] M: To shred… or to recycle? No need to choose!”
F: When it comes to shredding important documents, trust the experts at The UPS Store! Our secure document shredding service is a certified shredding and recycling program that offers the best of both worlds; supporting the environment without compromising confidentiality and security. Our document shredding service disposes of sensitive documents in special locked bins and delivered to a secure shredding facility where it is shredded beyond any possible reconstruction. Then it goes to a pulping mill for recycling! Want to know more? Just ask about our Shredding services when we return in a moment.
Statement 75 – EDDMR Total Market Coverage Direct Mail
At The UPS Store, we make it easy for small businesses to reach customers through a program of the USPS called Every Door Direct Mail Retail. There’s no addresses or names to manage or postage permit to worry about. Simply choose an area in which you want to advertise, and we’ll handle the logistics of having your direct mail advertising piece delivered to every address in that neighborhood. When we return, be sure to ask for details. We know you’ll find the Every Door Direct Mail – Retail program extremely affordable.
Statement 76 – EDDMR Targeted Direct Mail
With our targeted direct mail, we help you reach a specific list of customers. We can help you put together a complete direct mail campaign from start to finish. We’ll help you design it, print it and deliver it to your targeted customers. The UPS Store locations have a variety of options including postcards and folded flyers, to help you deliver your message effectively. Ask how you can get started today!
Statement 77 – UPS My Choice
How would you like a package delivery service that fits into YOUR schedule? We can help! The UPS Store knows your schedule keeps you on the go. That’s why we have the solutions you need to help make managing your day easier. In addition to an already long list of convenient, time-saving products and services, we now offer a way for you to choose when and where your packages are delivered. It’s called UPS My Choice. Want to know more? We’re happy to give you all the details when we return in a moment.
Statement 78 – AAA Discounts
Are you a AAA (Triple A) member? Show your card and save at The UPS Store! AAA members receive a 5% discount off UPS shipping and 15 % off select services and products! Next time you visit The UPS Store, be sure to bring your AAA membership card with and save!
Statement 79 – AARP Discounts
The UPS Store loves our AARP customers! That’s why when you present your AARP card, we will happily give you a 5% discount off UPS shipping and 15% off select services and products! The UPS Store; we’re here to help!
Statement 80 – USAA Easy Deposits (participating stores only)
[Fx some kind of military music or appropriate soundfx] The UPS Store is happy to offer USAA Easy Deposits for military families! If you’re a member of USAA bank and need a quick and easy way to deposit your military paycheck, The UPS Store can help! You may even deposit your check on a holiday or the weekend! It’s just one way we can say, Thank you!